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Possum Mode Tee
£19.50
A funny black-and-white DOSZR T-shirt for natural dossers, expert plan avoidance, and anyone who knows when to play dead.
Description
The Possum Mode Tee is for anyone who understands the ancient art of doing absolutely nothing when the outside world gets too involved. A funny Animal Nonsense design for natural dossers who prefer to play dead, avoid plans, and remain peacefully unavailable.
T-Shirt Quality
Printed on the Stanley/Stella Creator 2.0 unisex T-shirt — soft, comfortable, eco-conscious, and made for everyday dossing.
Shipping
Every shirt is printed to order. Production usually takes 2-5 business days before shipping.
Returns
If your order arrives damaged, defective, or wrong, contact us within 30 days and we will sort it.
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