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DOSZR shirts
Capybara Mode Tee
£19.50
A funny black-and-white DOSZR T-shirt for calm operators, natural dossers, and anyone fully committed to being unbothered.
Description
The Capybara Mode Tee is for anyone moving through doss life exactly as intended — calm, settled, and in absolutely no rush. A proper Animal Nonsense design for natural dossers who understand the value of staying unbothered.
T-Shirt Quality
Printed on the Stanley/Stella Creator 2.0 unisex T-shirt — soft, comfortable, eco-conscious, and made for everyday dossing.
Shipping
Every shirt is printed to order. Production usually takes 2-5 business days before shipping.
Returns
If your order arrives damaged, defective, or wrong, contact us within 30 days and we will sort it.
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