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DOSZR shirts
Pizza Position Tee
£19.50
A funny black-and-white DOSZR T-shirt for sofa pizza, comfort joy, and anyone currently unavailable for movement.
Description
The Pizza Position Tee is pure Food Mood: sofa claimed, slice secured, movement cancelled. A funny black-and-white DOSZR design for dossers who understand that pizza is not just food — it is a position.
T-Shirt Quality
Printed on the Stanley/Stella Creator 2.0 unisex T-shirt — soft, comfortable, eco-conscious, and made for everyday dossing.
Shipping
Every shirt is printed to order. Production usually takes 2-5 business days before shipping.
Returns
If your order arrives damaged, defective, or wrong, contact us within 30 days and we will sort it.
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