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Snack Goblin Tee
A funny black-and-white DOSZR T-shirt for snack rituals, cupboard behaviour, and anyone who should not be disturbed mid-munch.
New
DOSZR shirts
Snacking Is A Personality Tee
£19.50
Snack-led decisions, professionally supported.
Description
The Snacking Is A Personality Tee is for snack-led thinkers who treat crisps, biscuits, and crumbs as part of the plan. Funny, simple, and ideal for anyone who believes food counts as a perfectly valid personality trait.
T-Shirt Quality
Printed on the Stanley/Stella Creator 2.0 unisex T-shirt — a premium eco-conscious blank chosen for its soft feel, clean fit, and reliable print quality.
This is a unisex tee with a relaxed everyday fit, made for anyone who enjoys comfort, lazy days, and doing very little in style.
Shipping
Every shirt is printed to order. Production usually takes 2-5 business days before shipping.
Returns
If your order arrives damaged, defective, or wrong, contact us within 30 days and we will sort it.
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