New 
Do Not Disturb Tee
A funny black-and-white DOSZR T-shirt for protected chill time, sofa loyalty, and anyone with doss mode fully active.
New
DOSZR shirts
Plans? Hard Pass Tee
£19.50
For people who respect their own sofa.
Description
The Plans? Hard Pass Tee is for anyone who sees an invitation and immediately respects their own sofa. Clean, bold, and built for staying in without needing to explain yourself.
T-Shirt Quality
Printed on the Stanley/Stella Creator 2.0 unisex T-shirt — a premium eco-conscious blank chosen for its soft feel, clean fit, and reliable print quality.
This is a unisex tee with a relaxed everyday fit, made for anyone who enjoys comfort, lazy days, and doing very little in style.
Shipping
Every shirt is printed to order. Production usually takes 2-5 business days before shipping.
Returns
If your order arrives damaged, defective, or wrong, contact us within 30 days and we will sort it.
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